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Jan
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via merlin



Jay J. Armes, Private Investigator, PM MAGAZINE



I’ll admit it. There’s a part of me that hopes this is the sole 7 minutes of information that visitors from other worlds have to understand our civilization.



I totally had a Jay J. Armes action figure as a kid and was pretty obsessed with his whole deal for a few months. But, if I’d witnessed the awesomeness of this video at age 10, I would have completely lost it. As I did tonight over three consecutive viewings. Wow.



Jan
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Obama/Clinton is Coke/Pepsi sorting mechanism for Dem. Politics for 40 years. Works across other categories. Mac/Pc. Matisse/Picasso.
— jdickerson
Jan
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“your typical photographer might use a professional large film format camera, worth thousands of dollars…” — noahkalina

Jan
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Dating without Kundera
Jan
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Michael Bayesian Filters

1. a series of computer based filters, trained over time through an artificial intelligence process, which allow computer controlled motion picture cameras to automatically record high budget action sequences in the style of producer/director Michael Bay.

2. a method of filtering email spam that relies on producer/director Michael Bay to manually read and sort all incoming messages.

From a site that tracks “false words, usages, or expressions”, Michael Bayesian Filters:
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Cloud. — cedarbar

Jan
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Magnetic Ink- made with Processing 

Jan
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One morning after a pleasant fall of snow I sent a letter to someone with whom I had business, but failed to mention the snow. The reply was amusing: ‘Do you suppose that I shall take any notice of what someone says who is so perverse that he writes a letter without a word of inquiry about how I am enjoying the snow? I am most disappointed in you.’ Now that the author of that letter is dead, even so trivial an incident sticks in my mind. 
Kenko ca. 1330

via michael sokolowski 

Jan
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"Corey Worthington, Legend"

“I suggest you take a long hard look at yourself.”

“I have. Everyone has. They love it.”

— rickyv

Jan
10th
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that's what she said (biblical sense)

  • me: how about tues the fiddeenth?
  • bonofon: likely doable spesh if in the eve
  • bonofon: i will write it down
  • me: cools!
  • me: yeah let's do eve
  • bonofon: that's what adam said