Tumblrs are like bedrooms, and we’re teenagers spending idle hours postering them with pictures and magazine cutouts. THIS is who we are, we’re showing.
Jay J. Armes, Private Investigator, PM MAGAZINE
I’ll admit it. There’s a part of me that hopes this is the sole 7 minutes of information that visitors from other worlds have to understand our civilization.
I totally had a Jay J. Armes action figure as a kid and was pretty obsessed with his whole deal for a few months. But, if I’d witnessed the awesomeness of this video at age 10, I would have completely lost it. As I did tonight over three consecutive viewings. Wow.
1. a series of computer based filters, trained over time through an artificial intelligence process, which allow computer controlled motion picture cameras to automatically record high budget action sequences in the style of producer/director Michael Bay.
2. a method of filtering email spam that relies on producer/director Michael Bay to manually read and sort all incoming messages.
From a site that tracks “false words, usages, or expressions”, Michael Bayesian Filters: